Went over to the shop where I got my fake shades from, "aunty, I'm here to complain! The shades I brought from you previously lasted for just two weeks!" (in actual fact, more like 20 weeks)
Aunty answers with an embarrassing smile, "ok... I'll give you a new one for free"
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Went into Marcella,
Girl 1: "Hello, haven't seen you for quite a while!"
I don't remember her so I just gave the "oh it's always another girl here" explanation.
We continued talking about the promotion and new fabrics and how the other girl promised me a $10 off/piece discount and how much she thinks I'm bullshitting.
Then le wild "other girl" aka Joyce walked in to confirmed the BS I'm giving is legit. Likeaboss, claimed double discount.
