They also say travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer; they obviously haven't been educated financially or economically. Heck, they won't even pass philosophy modules with these kind of arguments.
Then they say to travel is to live; breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper are probably all not gonna be happy about it.
They also say not all who wander are lost; hello, not all who eat are hungry, too. Not all who cry are sad; not all who run are fit; not all who sleeps are sleepy; not all who...... You get it.
They say they haven't been to everywhere, but it's on their list. Becoming a millionaire and die painlessly probably also appeared on that same list.
They actually say a lot of things but they say I won't say a thing, until I travel, then I'll start saying a lot of things like them (originally: travel leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller). But they don't know the secret: storytellers exaggerate and tell lies.
Then some say they got the travel bug (see a doctor please); some admit they chose travel as a choice of drug (and they boast about their addictions!); others say they fall in love with cities they haven't been and people they haven't met (this one needs a shrink); some says to travel is worth any cost or sacrifice (just...); others say people don't take trips, trips take people (probably gonna be careful not to be randomly taken away!); some travel not to escape life but for life not to escape them (doctor, definitely emergency!); others say they wanna travel forever to find other souls (oh my, are you Dementor or something?); and there's this one that laughs at travelers saying traveling makes them small. Lol! I don't even...
I actually liked the one that asked me to move my butt and wander around. So cute. Wiggle in the oyster.
