白痴, you lost the bet and got married first.
We met when I was 7 and you 9. And that was more than 15years ago... We were once rivals in class, loggerheads that didn't see eye to eye. Then suddenly we became friends, and suddenly best friends: getting detentions together, getting zero got ting xie together, went Australia together, and even both acted as Prince Charming together (which many may now find impossible to believe...). We fought each other, and even "shared" girlfriends (of course I won't fight you for this one, I have an awesome girlfriend now)... I lost both my first kiss and two front teeth because of you. And if that wasn't dramatic enough, I once raised a chair to chase you out of my house, for reasons that shall be buried along with your bachelorhood. And yet, I am still here emceeing for this bastard's wedding.
不能同年同月同日生，但愿同年同月同日死
So childish was the three of us to have actually done something so retarded after watching Taiwanese idol drama. But no, up till today, I hold true to this vow. Even if time has worked against us to be as tight as we used to be, 白痴, you are still my best friend, my soulmate, my brother of a slightly different colour.
Congratulations, and don't let me wait too long for a son/daughter of a different colour...
