Because all my presents are like lame. Hah.
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I realize Valentine's Day is just a nicer name for Guy-pay-for-everything-Day. But wellzzz, perhaps it's only applicable to some.
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It's pretty easy to determine who's the settler and who's the reacher in a relationship by simply looking at who gives more shit about this day. When both don't give a damn, it's probably too good to be true.
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All you scumbags!
GFs stick around all day everyday; all became "single" on Vday. -.-
What nice BFs you girls have. I pity you peeps. Hahaha. Just kidding.
Chillout again soon bros! No one will be Forever Alone I hope... :)