I have one fking big mistake I'll regret my whole fking life. 20years later, Uncle Jason will be telling your kids "How I Forgot Your Dad's 21st" and only remembering it a month later. Because giving excuses and apologizing is too mainstream, just forget my birthday. If forgetting your birthday is gonna affect our friendship, let's just remain as bros; because we're too awesome to be anything else. Happy belated birthday goodguykang. -- scumbagheng
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I pride myself for being a great friend; I don't even qualify as a friend now.
Just take it; take my pride away and run.
