Boss: Dear Jason, please go home early to rest lest you look like a PANDA bear tomorrow. Thanks very much for holding on to my laptop earlier on but don't want you to look SISSY slinging a Hello Kitty bag over your shoulder. I cannot allow my young colleague to do that.
Me: Hahaha! Yes Mdm! I'm at home, bathed and ready to fight more wars coming on. I will survive. Thanks too, dear colleague. You are loved for sending me this msg. But still, a pay rise will be a better cure or my panda eyes. Wahahaha!
Boss: Sure, I will raise this issue to my BELOVED MD. Promise and cross my heart.
Me: Promise ah. No pay rise never mind. Set up a scholarship just for me also can. Must say the truth of how diligent and hardworking I am. (Please do not show this msg around thanks)
And the trolling goes on...
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I'm sorry pig; I shouldn't have flirted with other women. Hahaha.
