Oliver "orh nee" into my mouth!!

In case you didn't know, that means the regurgitating action of babies after they have their milk. May the good luck be with me!

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Not bad

The smelliness of my shoe

is beyond description. I feel embarrassed taking train with it, even though it's in my shoe bag..

We need some getting use to

To save the awkwardness

http://9gag.com/gag/2255654

It got lost in vote page. True story...

Vote page is too irritating!

It'll be good if life's like that, newer posts came out when you pressed "Older"

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Still not as irritating as M1.
Y U CONNECTION SO SUCKY?!?!

Is it copyrighted?1

The Light button on my G-shock watch looks like Groupon's logo in black and white

Travel writing

Sounds like a pretty cool job to try out!

Identical!

Kendre's son really look like my nephew Oliver! Even my brother thought the same.

My boss is too cute

Boss: Dear Jason, please go home early to rest lest you look like a PANDA bear tomorrow. Thanks very much for holding on to my laptop earlier on but don't want you to look SISSY slinging a Hello Kitty bag over your shoulder. I cannot allow my young colleague to do that.

Me: Hahaha! Yes Mdm! I'm at home, bathed and ready to fight more wars coming on. I will survive. Thanks too, dear colleague. You are loved for sending me this msg. But still, a pay rise will be a better cure or my panda eyes. Wahahaha!

Boss: Sure, I will raise this issue to my BELOVED MD. Promise and cross my heart.

Me: Promise ah. No pay rise never mind. Set up a scholarship just for me also can. Must say the truth of how diligent and hardworking I am. (Please do not show this msg around thanks)

And the trolling goes on...

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I'm sorry pig; I shouldn't have flirted with other women. Hahaha.

I've waited all my life

to cross this line

It's fated

I didn't wanna go back. You don't require my service anymore. Perfect!

M1 sucks

Keeps disconnecting me, watch out.

Greed scores in every aspect of my life

Not only mine. Everyone else's as well... Don't try denying.

Awkwardly lovely

Holding hands with your best friend on purpose feels kind of weird.

Weirdly exciting..

Second-best time

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second-best time is now.

What haven't been done is never too late to do now, isn't it?

This won't work

It's so young, dammit it's too fast. I'll just sleep...

Sun has been good these few days!

Shall wear my trunks and skip lunch tomorrow to make full use of my Islander card and lunch break. Since there won't be tuition tomorrow night, why not!

More things are piling up!

I'm so excited for every single one of them, but I have a feeling many won't materialize because your mama is your limit and the limit is low. Haiz...

Gave my brother-in-law my shirt!

And I'm happy in many ways (it's the one Marcella gave me as a complementary for missing the dateline)

1) I will have one less shirt in my wardrobe to collect dust and tempt me to wear when it doesn't fit
2) The shirt found a fitting owner!
3) Kenneth has been giving me shirt; my turn!

Lol. Pretty lame, but the fact that he wore the shirt I gave for CNY Day 1 makes me happy.

So tired...

But I still wanna see you!

If this goes on, I'll need an organizer for real

Too many things to do; too little money, too little time.

Ungrateful bitch

If this is how you're treating me, you can bid goodbye to a loyal servant of 7 years. Maybe it's time to part ways. Remember who's the one in need of manpower; I don't need your pitiful cash now.

New year (so-much-to-do) resolution

iFly, Mt Ophir, Kukup, Basic diving, JB, SEA backpack, Advance diving, Cebu, Riding, PPCDL, wind surf, wake board, etc etc. Complete them all!

Ironic

I talk to girls more confidently when I'm attached; since I won't need to be afraid of them thinking I'm hitting on them Hah

Money is coming in

This is where self-control and discipline is most critical. I shall spend $300 this month!

No one ever believes Jason is attached seriously

"This one we call her Jan, next month if change we call her Feb"

Back to the same routine

After a two year gap, it's back to the same routine of rushing back for reunion dinner after work on CNY eve.

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

It happened so long ago

But I've still said things I shouldn't have.

Huat ah!

At the point of blogging this entry, my ez-link is left with a balance of $8.88

Cool. Hahah

Hardworking is not the word

Time-killing is.
Staying at home doing nothing for too long results in a sudden urge to work;
healthy or not; good and bad, I've practically become a workaholic.
Naise.

I wanted just 1 shirt and 1 berms

And I got 2 berms, 2 shirts, 5 tees.
Hmmm, nice. All adds up to just $200!
Kudos to Marcella for failing to deliver my tailored shirt on time, which results in them having to give me one complimentary off-the-rack shirt! Coolios.

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Seriously, for what?! I'm only gonna have ONE holiday (on the first day of CNY) where everyone else is having a long weekend; am I working too hard?!

Dye my hair red?!

Because brother Jack just did that and I find it pretty cool!
Seems like there's gonna be some last minute shopping to be done tomorrow... Luckily I changed my work to evening. Shagballzzzz

And the lucky winner goes to....

Mathieu Tan!
He'll be my colleague for a month at the fantabulous office.
Let's hope we work together well!

And thanks, Justina!
For the TEN DOLLARS voucher. -.-
(WHY NO COMMISSION?!?! Hah!)

Scumbag sun again!

The sun was so bright at 10am, but at 1pm when Derpalex and I went to Sentosa, it rained. -.-
Dark clouds, Y U NO MOVE AWAY FASTER?!?!

Dear friends

I am working my ass off now,
But I'm not forgetting any one of you.
Please forgive.
Sorry

Thanks and regards,
Jason

adreamcometrue

just quite a number of years late. more than you can imagine. falling in love again is great. having your first love as your best friend is unbelievable. falling in love with her again is indescribable. having her falling in love with you again, impossible. we haven't actually started, but it doesn't matter; as long as we remain the hapykid we are. i have regretted it once, or maybe even twice. we have missed it. this might just be the third time. but screw it, let's just do it. i have never said it, but. i love you. let's fly.

Most hardworking award

Try full-time day job, private tuition for 3 kids, part-time weekend job.
Try me.

Spam

Spam job, spam tuition, spam scholarship, spam part-time, spam friends, spam family, spam date, spam all the work in the world; and even spam coffee, spam cigarettes, spam alcohol;

just forget to spam sleep.

iFly for Vday

Sounds like a plan, because last time I checked, all slots at night are still available. Coolio!

I like my life right now

love, actually.

The ones that make me smile are the main reason.

Having a job I enjoy (not absolutely but pretty cool; nothing's perfect), earning money, occupying my time with things that are worthy, and having important people by my side. Sacrificing some time isn't that bad; it's temporary anyway.

Tuition

Starting to enjoy teaching my kids.
I've never been to tuition so I won't know how a tuition teacher is supposed to be like;
but I'm pretty one-of-a-kind I guess!

If you ask me if I have a girlfriend

And I say "No, but I'm dating someone"

Will you kill me? Lol

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Singlehood rocks, until you become attached.

Rare chance to have a break

Student cancelled on me.

So took the chance to take my jeans out to alter. Went for a haircut (got the same stylist as NYeve). Going home to do some packing up before installing the printer. Then I shall head for my daily run at night! (hopefully its really "daily")

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Renewed my PDL this afternoon. Gotta get my Islander this week!

Gonna use it often since I work soooooooo near!

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Driving lesson at 6.45 tomorrow in the morning before work. Good luck to me!

First day of work was awesome!

Too much to say so I'll just skip to the main point: boss treat dimsum lunch. LOL
Me being the materialistic me.

And you were Cinderella indeed!

Just a different Prince Charming on a different night.

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Your palms were sweaty when we were awkwardly asked to switch partners;
that I remember!

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Nostalgic MAX.
First girlfriend, God brother, BFF
Fate really has its own ways to weave people's life together.

Last day of holiday

An abrupt end to my holiday
A sudden direction in life

This feels heavier than school reopening
but definitely more relieving than the start of holiday.

Because money is not the most important possession

One of the least actually.
Time, family, friends, experience, memories, honor, pride, moral, values, health etc.

What else can I say

The story of a man, his wife, his gf and the gf son

She didn't even mention the daughters.
They are the main characters;
they deserve the credits for being so strong.

Issit my lunch or the drinks last night?

I feel like puking now. Zzz

Awkward maxed out!

Will you invite your ex to your birthday party and ask your gf to take a photo for you and the ex?

Brother G just did that to gf with ex sao-zi!

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U Mad Bro?

But life can't go one without Steve; really?

"You're the perfect guy for me,

but I'm still going back to the ex that have cheated on me 5 times"

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Seriously?
Bitches hate Greg

Regime

Work is officially starting tomorrow,
sounds like it's time for me to start some routines like sleeping early and exercising more for a regular and healthier lifestyle.

Walked into my neighbor's house without anyone realizing

because the door was opened so big and he's engrossed with the comp.
I wonder what's he surfing... HAHA

I'm losing one important friend

Kaung, don't run out of my life cos of the $100 you owed me for a million years!

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But still, need to return soon thanks.

Two was better than one

Until you friendzoned me,
singlehood suddenly became awesome!

I'm out

Officially joined the working population;
clubbing is not my game anymore.
It's 2012, it's time for some change!

So tired I give up

Work halfway asked the manager to let me go home rest. Shag balls!

This is one party I'm glad I didn't miss or got wasted

Happy birthday in advance bro. =]

Hey piggy

I'm home; safe and sound.
Good night!

I wanted to sleep at 11

It's now 4am and I'm still reeking of alcohol here wide awake. What's gonna happen tomorrow?
I wish tomorrow never comes...

The awkward moment

when you drink so much you realize you're numbed to all the alcoholic effects

After so long

I'm still meeting people who knows me because of who my ex is.
Fuckthisshit

We've both moved on

I'll never be your Mr Right

But I will be your Mr Right Now

Will you be my Mrs Tonight?..

Forever alone

Eating alone at orchard because different shift cannot eat together -.-

Kidnapped by aliens

I thought you got

Black Friday

Not that bad actually. Went for an interview, really liked the place; pay was too low so requested for more. Called in the afternoon to ask me down to sign the contract, company really want me so increased the pay. Not very high but still not bad. During the interview the interviewer looked at my results and stun; says she wants her kiddo to be like me, I said I'm giving tuition, she said great.

One interview, two jobs.
Likeaboss

Singlehood is so much more fun

Until you meet the one that melts your heart.
The one whose smile makes you happier than another being naked;
the one who you rather have the clothes on, than off;
the one you rather live with for another 20 years, than alone for 50;
the one who says you're cute, when you know you're not.

Bro in need is bro in need!

Couldn't get a cab, called Rex;
Appeared faster than calling for cab, free!

Because FWBs are meant to draw the line clearly

What's more, you have a boyfriend now. Forgive me if I'm turning cold; I'm just not supposed to be doing otherwise...

You watch the show? We can remain friends, just less benefits.
Talk to me when you're bored. =]

Why didn't my brother buy an Auto car?!?!

It's so damn much easier to drive.

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Congrats to Sham for passing his driving! Cheers. =]

I rejected the job

bescause it's really too damn low. Hah. Not me being picky definitely.
$960 basic for 6-day work week, 9hr/day. Who's willing?
I wonder which 3 retards are already doing it.

Found two new jobs anyway,
pray for the best now.

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Karma has its way to hit you:
received EDB Scholarship's rejection...
didn't even made it to the second round this time.
Oh wells, guess I just have to try harder!
Though my motivations are dwindling.
All the way, Jason!

Knocked out before 10!

First in several months; and I woke at 11!
Even missing many calls for me to chillout at night.
Naise.

And I almost fell asleep in the cinema while watching the show.
Best, I actually dozed off at my tutee's place, where his father caught me on the webcam.
Hmmm,
definitely not my best.

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Any the case,
Za Bor with the Leng ghe Ang Gong was good!
too bad it's R21 so a bit of risk is involved if you're underage.
(Don't watch it with your parents; to save the awkward moments)

Memory track

Went back to LBJ to help out this afternoon and realize things haven't change much;
and the people too.
I've been there for 7 years.
How special is that place to me, I cannot describe;
it watched me grow from a boy to a grown-up.

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I've known Xiquan and gang for 14 years;
they've literally watched me aged from a kiddo to an adult.
Today, I realized once again why we always keep such a close distance from one another;
we need it.

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The flat I've lived in have served me well for 16 years;
I might just be moving into hall later this year,
and army has given me the experience on how much I'll miss this small confinement of mine
that I grew up in.

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because I quarreled with the only person that have been with me for 21years and 4months,
I hate the grumpy me.
I hate the unfilial me;
grow up, kiddo...

Alvin POP-ed!

In a blink of an eye...
Pretty fast huh

I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older

And now that I'm older,
This shit sucks...
(?!?!)

Bitch please

Now that I'm older,
This shit actually proves that I had foresight!

We are meant to be brothers

Went Malaysia yesterday, only to realize Rex was there at the shopping mall beside where I was.

Going Amk now, realize he's at Amk too.

Fated or what

We haven't wasted 20 years

Because whatever you've done in the past 20 years, this is where your life begins.
What you have been missing, you find them back where you lose them, now.
What you have been enjoying, start treasuring them before it's stolen from you.
What mistakes made, remake them, get hurt deeper, relearn the lesson a harder way.
What memories created, throw them away, make better ones...

I have been missing out on a lot in life,
that's gotta change

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I really hate getting money from my mum

because the last time I did that was in Secondary 2. I pride myself to be mature enough to earn my own allowance. My pride failed me. Or maybe it's more like the other way round.

And I don't like people who owes others money for too long (I mean I'm okay with those that are indebted to me now, no offence) but I am doing it myself. Zzz.

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That's why, I need to be able to earn more money!!!

I know from this

that I'm really someone meant to be single.
Can you imagine me going through all these with another financial burden?
I can't.
I'm sorry, I'm not the financially-dependable type.
I'd rather be financially-independent. _|_

5 posts in a row

I am rambling about the same issue.
I'll make this the 6th!

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Drop, money, DROP! Drop down from the sky!

Splurging indulgence for delusional purposes

But the numbing effect is fading, real fast.
So fast, reality is hitting real hard.

No job; no uni; no scholarship; no money

No aim in life.

Or rather, there's so much to aim for that I'm missing the point.

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We don't aim in life;
our life IS our aim.

I remember I was saying just 2 months ago..

"I don't understand how can people be unemployed!..."

Hmmm, I wonder why didn't I...
=(

So poor...

I must start collecting back all the loans I've given out; give more tuition lessons; delay my debt payments; sell away all my unwanted stuff; FIND A JOB; drink/smoke/eat less (or in another words, spend lesser!!!); and get money from Mum for driving lessons... Life sucks!

It sucks to wake up every morning to the same nightmare that is so real

The thought of being jobless and having no money kills

Annoying neighbors

But seriously, they're kinda awesome.
Why did it take so long for us all to become friends?!

I didn't make it 3 in a row

Because I just got back to Singapore half an hour before the club closes

I am not a player

I'm a gamer

Players get chicks;
I get achievements.

-- 9gag

Compulsive?

Is that what you call it? Because it's 6 in 3 weeks. And one more tomorrow; two more next week...

What you do when you have free entrance and people to cab home with you. Naise

Because small is an understatement

3 of the same age staying at the same block same floor; goes to the same club. Hmmm. Fate gave us another excuse to go clubbing.

From Prada to Nada

Nice show that I haven't heard of

Been receiving mails from NTU and NUS in my mailbox

But they are all directed to my brother.

Okay... =(

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Universities! Y U NO WANT ME?!?!

First piece of good news!

Peishan passed her calculus mod! See I how good as a tuition teacher... LOL!

I love the laid back life I am enjoying now

BUT NOT THE JOBLESS PART!!! Zzz

Brotip #1454

You're not "forever alone". You're single. There's a difference

Thanks, steamboat

After serving me for so many years of awesome gatherings, it's finally time for you to retire; really appreciate your service.

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So for the past 30days I have had one with WDC, one with Z and pri sch mates, one with SC7, and one with Butter (Phuture) Boys; and one more with the CHS mahjong gang is still in the planning stage. Naise. How great if we have this every single year...

He knows!!

Drove to sentosa the day before. Next day's driving lesson;

Instructor: "if I give you the car you can drive it anywhere already"

I see what you've did there...

Scumbag Time

Time seems to have travelled so damn fast in the past, too slow in the present; and the future seems to take forever to come...

If you are leaving for 3 days...

Who do I disturb?!?!

Still jobless

When it's already 2012

I wanna tell the world

but nope, I haven't found the one,

have I?...

Can't get crazier, yet

Sofa was burnt, Bryan's toys were destroyed, Mahjong table was soaked with water, alcohol and ashes were spilled all over, people smoked in the air con room and even vomited all over the toilet.

All these are but immaterial consequences that comes along with the craziest fun we had. Steamboat, shisha, mahjong, drinks, games and whatever not! And all these are made best only because of the awesome company I had. Thanks bros (and the WAGs) for making the night possible. More to come, more to come!!!

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I was really kinda mad because of all the destruction caused but it doesn't really matter, does it? Just have to think of how to explain when parents get back.

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5x2 + 1 forever alone
I must say seeing them all in pairs makes the urge to find myself a partner resurface.
But nah, I am enjoying my singlehood seriously...

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Good morning world. Really tired; Goodnight and bye!