Stand under the tree and wait for the bird to shit onto your shirt.
Probability of succeeding: ultimately low
And ya, that's what happened today 2minutes before the start of SAF day parade.
And guess who's the lucky/unlucky fella; ME!
*Clap clap clap*
And so the substitute was called upon (and the weird him was fucking happy. LOL)
and I get to go back for some rest.
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Good luck, or bad?
I really don't know.
Some was jealous of me not having to do this ultra-long parade;
while others feel sad for me wasting all my previous efforts (including fainting once)
I really don't know,
but I know I'm glad it's over!!!
