"Hello, is this Shou Heng? You have been shortlisted for our scholarship interview"
"Okay... but I haven't actually got my teacher to do the online appraisal!"
"Oh, it's okay, since we've already shortlisted you you can skip that step"
"Is that so? I actually wanted to apply for the USP as well but I have yet to write the essay"
"It's alright as well, just come down to the interview and indicate your interest, don't have to write the essay"
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Seriously?
Me gangsta!
